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The Nightwish Song Parody Contest: Oceanborn Edition

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Welcome to the Nightwish Song Parody Contest:

Oceanborn Edition!

 

Just like we had back on the last forum, this is the Nightwish Song Parody Contest.

 

RULES:

  • You may enter one parody per round.
  • The parody that you enter must be an original creation, whether it is old or new.
  • Your parody musn't violate any of the Forum's rules.
  • Anyone is allowed to vote. Anyone that submits a post MUST vote. If a user that submits a post DOES NOT vote, then he or she will be disqualified from voting. To make things fair, if you enter a parody, you may not vote for your own entry.
  • Have Fun!
  • NEW RULE: You can't make a parody of a song that has been crossed out (down below under the songs)
  • NEW RULE: Multiple people may make a parody of the same song.

Here are the songs:

  • Stargazers
  • Gethsemane
  • Devil & The Deep Dark Ocean
  • Sacrament Of Wilderness
  • Passion And The Opera
  • Swanheart
  • Moondance
  • The Riddler
  • The Pharaoh Sails To Orion
  • Walking In The Air
  • Sleeping Sun
  • Nightquest

When you submit your parody, please make the first line the name of the parody and what song it parodies. Submissions will be allowed from now until July 31st, and the time alloted for voting will be announced.

 

Have fun everyone!

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Computer Processes, a parody of Stargazers

 

A big computer in the technology room

Child of mad scientists

Motherboard in the case

Data flying all over the place, to and fro

Gotta process the things for you now

 

Oh no! The computer just crashed

We lost all the data just now

Turn on the backup generators

Regain the data, scientists take a bow

 

Flying real fast across hyperspace

In bits and bytes the data must chase

To reassemble on your computer screen

And give you what you really need

 

Oh no! The computer just crashed

We lost all the data just now

Turn on the backup generator

Regain the data, scientists take a bow

 

CPU in the case still spinning

Processing data at inhuman speeds

Storing things into your hard drive

The strange process, you can't comprehend

 

Scientists backup the data

Gotta save the computer

 

A new guy in search of the internet

Following the instructions on the sheet

Given to him by the master of the lab

The computer shall, deliver things to him

 

Oh no! The computer just crashed

We lost all the data just now

Turn on the backup generator

Regain the data, scientists take a bow

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The Student Sails To Dreamland (After The Paraoh Sails to Orion)

 

"Get away from me!

Shut up and bother myself no more!

For in the day Thou examine me

Thou shalt die!"

- Anger 07:00

 

A building of fine architecture built in town

The only hell - School

Nautical ascension to boredom

 

Square-shaped books to open my heart to the wisdom of land

Sailing on the sleep's ship to find the sandman

 

The Professor arrives with the westwind and I dream of his funeral

"Thou shalt leave and let me sleep"

 

Slumbering with my head on the desk and sweet dreams to flow

"Thou shalt leave and let me sleep"

 

Turn your face from me and let me find Sandman's fields

Where the sleep I'll embrace and won't serve your will

 

Sailing on the distant realms of sleep of deliverance

At the things written on the blackboard I won't take a glance

 

Rules I won't obey and I tear your philosophies apart

As I dream of a pillow and become one with the stars

 

"Open thy books for a goodnight tale

Sing a lullaby with thy heavenly voice

So shalt thou join my sleeping circus

Where desks are beds and bags are pillows

The dawn enters the classroom

Shall I dream thee

O Bride of the Slumberworld"

 

Sailing on the distant realms of sleep of deliverance...

 

Join my soul the Sleeping in the class.

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Alright, today is the final day for submissions! Tomorrow, voting begins and will last till August 7th!

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Alright everyone, time to get out there and VOTE! :D My vote is for Lilith's The Student Sails To Dreamland.

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Liked both but I thought the idea of computers was funny so go for Nightpanther

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So the day for voting has come to a close. Therefore, the winners of the Nightwish Song Parody Competition Oceanborn Edition are Lilith and NightPanther! Congratulations. I'm opening the Wishmaster Edition today.

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